Monday, October 11, 2010

Essay's Aren't My Thing...Sorta

He tapped his fingers absentmindedly on the table as he stared down at the paper in front of him. A small, crooked smile flash across his face. He quickly suppressed it. He pursed his lips, trying to keep a straight face. Despite his efforts, however, a short chuckle escaped from his mouth.
The girl sitting in the desk nearest the window looked up from her work, and worry suddenly overtook her. She bit her lip. “That one’s mine,” she thought to herself nervously, “He hates it. He’s laughing at it.” She looked around. The other students busied themselves finishing their assignment. She had already finished hers. She had been the first to complete it. Looking back at the teacher sitting at the table a few feet away, she wished that she hadn’t finished. It only meant she was left to worry about her horrible essay.
She chewed the end of her pen anxiously, just waiting for him to crumple up the paper and throw it in the trash. But he didn’t. He slid that essay to the side and moved on to the next. “That couldn’t have been mine then,” she thought, feeling somewhat relieved. She kept watching him as he graded. 
This time, he didn’t seem as amused. He furrowed his brow some, and uncapped his evil little red pen. He made mark after mark on the paper, his brow growing a bit darker with each one. 
She clenched her fists. “Oh no,” the terrified voice in her mind worried, “It’s mine. It’s gotta be.” He looked incredibly displeased with it. She tapped her pen furiously on her desk, anxiety overcoming her. She knew it. She knew that essay was terrible. She would probably get fail or maybe get a D at best. All she knew was that it was terrible. How could she even hope to get a good grade? 
Suddenly, the bell rang. The teacher looked up from the terrible paper. “Alright, uh, finish that up for homework. Read chapters twenty-one through twenty-four and uhm, that’s it.” The students rushed out of the classroom, excited to start their weekend. 
She lingered, walking over to him. “M-Mr. Beaver?” she said nervously.
He looked up. “Hey Meagan, what’s up?” 
“Uhm, I was just wondering if you had graded my essay yet...”
“Oh uhmmm...” he began rifling through the papers strewn across the table. Finally, he snatched one up and examined it quickly. “Yeah, here it is.”
She hesitantly took it, terrified to flip it over. Slowly, she turned it. At the top of the page two red digits read: 94. Her jaw dropped slightly. 
“Nice job,” Beaver said looking back down at the other essay. 
Her face slowly lit up. “Thanks,” she said with a smile. 
“Have a good weekend!” he replied. 
“You too!” she chimed back in a bubbly voice. And with that she bounced out of the room.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Children are Lovely

"...uhm...they uhhh...wrote the Declaration. And...they uhm...they...."
I kept mumbling to myself, trying to remember what the darned answer was to this APUSH flashcard. The kids were on bathroom break, so I got a study break. Wee.
I stared down at the thick stack of little white cards, unable to fathom how I could possibly memorize all this in two days. Suddenly, a shadow fell across me.
I looked up. There stood Nathan, a small, pudgy little boy with big, curious eyes.
"Whatcha doin'?" he questioned.
"I'm studying for a BIG test I have to take on Friday!" I replied all smiles, though on the inside, I was anything but.
Nathan flopped down next to me. "Can I try?!" he asked excitedly, looking up at me. I tried not to burst out laughing.
"Sorry kid," I wanted to say, "but these cards are for APUSH. The hardest class at my school. You're six. This just ain't gonna work out for you." But, instead I answered that I would be happy to have his help.
Just then, adorable little Jude Pizzino - which if he ever heard me call him that he would probably punch me - came and sat down on my other side. I had just begun to read the card's definition when he interrupted.
"What are you doing?"
"We're studying!" Nathan cried.
"Oh, cool," Jude tried to say non-chalantly, but he eagerly leaned over my shoulder to get a better look at the flashcard.
I began reading the definition. I quickly realized that it was talking about the Second Continental Congress. By the time I finished reading the card, three other kids had come over.
I looked at Nathan. "What do you think it is?" I asked.
Nathan thought hard for a moment, then looked up and with a proud expression shouted, "GEORGE WASHINGTON!" The other kids nodded in agreement.
I laughed. "Hmmm," I said, "That sounds like a good answer, but I think that it might actually be 'The Second Continental Congress'."
They looked at me like I had four noses. I flipped the card over. Sure enough: "The Second Continental Congress".
"AWWWW!" the kids moaned.
I smiled. "Better luck next time guys!"
Jude suddenly got right in my face. "Another!" he cried.
"Yeah!" Nathan echoed, "Another!"
Now, almost all the kids were gathered around me, all pleading with me to read another card.
I smiled and did as they wished. I would read the definition, they would guess, I'd tell them the right answer, and then flip the card over revealing I was correct.
The game continued for about seven more minutes and we got through about eleven cards. The kids became more enthralled with each one.
I found it incredibly entertaining that a bunch of three through nine year olds could be so excited about a stack of boring APUSH cards, when my own classmates try to tar and feather me when I say that APUSH is my favorite class. Their enthusiasm was refreshing.
Finally, Jordan, the children's pastor, walked over and informed us that it was time to go back to the classroom. All the kids groaned, and said they wanted to keep playing the game. I assured them that I would have many more flashcard tests to come and we would get to play again. With their spirits now brightened by the hope of a future game, the kids stood and followed Jordan back to the classroom. I followed behind, glanced down at the flashcards, and smiled.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

You know what makes me mad? Liberals.

...i just spent the past twenty minutes watching videos in which people from other news stations bash glenn beck...and i must say...i truly adore that none of them had anything of substance to say...it was all basically ad hominem...very interesting...except now i kinda wanna punch a wall...

hmmmm....i don't know....

but i think i'd like marry someone named Jake. idk…i love that name…and i just…i could so live with the sound of my name on my lips forever :)

GRRRRRRRRRRR......i kinda freaked out....but only a little :D

i saw a sign once that read: "We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war"
This is my response:

OH MY GOSH! You’ve gotta be freakin’ KIDDING ME! I mean seriously! First, if we weren’t fighting this war, the terrorist would go freakin’ crazy on us! Plus, one of the biggest reasons federal government was created was for war. Second, you want the poor (which by the way, the “poor” and people on welfare are still a heck of a lot better off in this country than ANYWHERE else) to be fed and cared for…IT AIN’T GOVERNMENT’S JOB YOU IGNORAMUS!!!!! It’s the PEOPLE’S JOB! Did you know that when a privately owned organization gives aid, it does a more effective job then government?! Oh and hey, go check up on history, like, what our founder’s thought about it. Benjamin Franklin said, “Repeal that [welfare] law, and you will soon see a change in their manners. … ‘Six days shalt thou labor’, though one of the old commandments long treated as out of date, will again be looked upon as a respectable precept; industry will increase, and with it plenty among the lower people; their circumstances will mend, and more will be done for their happiness by inuring them to provide for themselves, than could be done by dividing all your estates among them.” Now for all of you liberals who’s narrow little minds can’t quite grasp the brilliance of our Founders, I’ll explain. DO NOT JUST HAND PEOPLE MONEY! THEY’LL JUST SIT ON THEIR  BUTT SNATCHING UP ANY GOVERNMENT HANDOUT THAT THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON!!!!!!!!!! If they just get money handed to them, they have absolutely no incentive to work. So, they will be perpetually stuck in “poverty” (which, in other countries wouldn’t even be considered poverty. But in our FREE, CAPITALIST SOCIETY we’re lucky enough that THAT is what poverty is considered). So if you stop handing out money, that forces them to WORK! Oh my gosh i KNOW! How terrible! I mean, how dare those psychotic, sick freaks on the far right even think to make people actually get off their butt and DO SOMETHING when the government can just hand out free money!? They must HATE the poor. Uhm………NO YOU CRAZY LIBERALS!!!! WE DON'T HATE THE POOR! IN FACT WE’RE THE ONLY ONES WHO EVER ACTUALLY MAKE DECISIONS THAT HELP THEM!!!! “[This] Government doesn’t help the downtrodden. It CREATES the downtrodden.” (Rush Limbaugh) Big government and welfare, and socialized medicine does nothing to help the “little guy”. It just screws them over like it does the rest of us! And oh, on a side note, Mr. Sign-Holder Liberal Guy, are you even AWARE where the money for welfare comes from?! TAX PAYER DOLLARS! Yeah, so those of us who work our butts of to make a good living? Yeah, we’re footing the bill for all the lazy idiots who think they’re entitled to everything. And another thing…THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO USE TAXPAYER’S MONEY WELFARE!!!! Go look up Davy Crockett’s speech, “Not Yours to Give”. That covers that topic. So, in conclusion…THIS POSTER IS STUPID JUST LIKE THE GUY HOLDING IT CUZ I’M SURE HE VOTED FOR OBAMA, WHO BTW IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT FOR THE “LITTLE GUY” NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE TRIES TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE HE IS!!! So, my liberal friends, what have we learned?
  1. This war is for our safety
  2. War is in the Federal Government’s job description
  3. Welfare and taking care of the poor is NOT in the job description
  4. Taking care of the poor is the PEOPLE’S job (and they WILL do it! Better than government too!)
  5. If you keep handing money to people they will stay in constant poverty
i hope you have become a bit more educated :D

love the incredibly smart conservative chick,
Meagan :)

This year i have learned...

that i hate it when i disagree with a teacher that i like and respect. it realllyyyy bugs me. there has been some stuff this year that a teacher might say and i'm like, "you can't really believe that...it kind of defies logic." and then when i try defend my side...i get shot down. because i'm the student and they're the teacher...so they have to be right?
but...they can't be...they just can't...
and i of course am speaking about issues in the realm of politics :D

i'm actually sad...

that my parents will be home in two hours.
not because i don't like them.
i mean, they're great and i miss them.
but i reallly reallllllllyyyyyyy like this whole home alone while they're on the other side of the country thing.
it's pretty great actually :D

30 Days...in 1...

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1) i don't actually like anyone...because boys are dumb...i'm kinda obsessed with cam ward though...but he isn't a boy...he's a man
2) reese witherspoon...apparently we have the same facial structure...
3) ....the only thing that annoys me about boys is they never live up to the unrealistic expectations set up by music/movies/literature/etc...but is that really their fault?
4) i stayed home alone all weekend....and DIDNT DIE! :D
5) run around the house singing and dancing...and i talk to myself...
6) buy some like, super legit recording equipment
7) right after i get my bangs cut...i look like i have mr. hahn hair...
8) the other night, at like 9 i picked up julia from her house and we drove to this lake place and built a green fire (CHEMISTRYYY!!!!) and talked about jesus, and then we drove in circles around mcdonalds because they were closed but we wanted food, so we settled for wendy's and then i took her home. it was great :D
9) that friendship that never really happened the way i wished it would
10) i usually neglect to tell my mom EXACTLY how much i spend when i go shopping
11) someone i hate....because i'd eat them...hehehehehehe...
12) 1-131 notecard test for APUSH
13) i will omit this question, considering this isn't tumblr...weeeee....and i really don't want to shag anyone....soooo....
14) .......uhhhhhhhhhhhh.......i usually wait a REALLLLLLYYYY long time to clean out my car....it can get pretty icky
15) i'm gonna make up a song:
      "I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOOOOOLLLL TOMOROWWWW!!!!" 
       there.
16) well, once upon a time there was a drunk guy. and he fell over. the end.
17) not realizing that chapters 11-15 were due last Thursday not last friday...i failed that quiz.... :(
18) homework....the end
19) no. :)
20) lack there of
21) lyrics to alejandro by lady gaga
22) .......from when fifth grade? sorry, this does not apply.... :/
23) - the direction this country is headed in
       - my work ethic
       - the president
       - the lightbulb in my room
       - the song i'm listening to
24) THIS ISN'T TUMBLRRRRRR agh....but its whatev :)
25) some one on the secret service on a day that there is an assassination attempt....i'd step out of the way.....ohemgee. i'm totally kidding!.......sorta......
26) - the couch
       - my laptop
       - my APUSH flashcards
       - my spanish book
       - my phone
27) that's mean...and i really don't know the answer to that :/
28) hahahahahaha i fell this one time because i was trying to catch up with devon corey, and the everyone in the auditorium saw me
29) my work ethic
30) i'm pretty sure i was arguing with mr. hahn about whether i said "like" or not....

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Lifetime movies...

are really really really dumb.
I don't understand why they are even made...
i mean....what even?

It's weird being home alone.

Actually, it isn't. it's really fun.
except that i just tried to make cupcakes.
without eggs.
because we have none.
and they were really gross.
so i threw them out.
bleh.
but i really love the freedom.
except now i have to do homework.
sooooo...
i think i'm un-free.

So, I saw Easy A last weekend...

and despite the fact it totally ruined the ending of the Scarlett Letter for me, it was actually pretty good. I mean, I thought it would be funnier than it was, but it was still pretty funny. And there was a teacher in it who kinds sorta not really but still reminded me of Mr. Beaver. and he was the english teacher.
ha. funnay funnay.
but yes.
I mean, it was pretty good. I kind of hyped it up a little in my head so i was slightly disappointed but still.
Yep. Still.

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!

there was a double rainbow the other day.
everybody else saw it.
i didn't see it.
because that is my life.
it made me sad :(
oh well.
maybe i'll go to hawaii again sometime.
i saw rainbows there everyday.
ha.
i'm gonna go watch that video now! "DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAYYY!!!!"