Wednesday, December 1, 2010

*The end of my life

It happened. It finally happened. The dreadful event that I had been dreading for so long: the birth of Cam Ward's first child. 
I didn't even know that stupid Cody was pregnant! And the terrible thing is, it must have happened in March...which was the month of casino night. The night I spent an hour and fifteen minute two feet away from him and he told me I was pretty. I was so certain that this was a sign of the lovely future we would one day share when he came to his senses and left Cody for me. 
This is a travesty, throwing all my hopes and dreams off a cliff to plummet to their death. Now that he has a child, he is stuck with Cody forever, because I could never ruin a child's life. Dumb. This is dumb. I can't even think about it. My life is over.


*disclaimer: i do not in fact honestly believe that cam ward and i had a future...it's just a lovely fantasy first devised by a twelve year old, and perpetuated by a 17 year old

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